The proposal to return to feudalism is nowhere near as impossible as uppity Marxist modernists and cloudy bourgeois nationalists would have you believe. The Grand Duchy of Mecklenburg-Schwerin and Mecklenburg-Strelitz only abolished a feudal system, dating back to 1745, in 1918. Yet the agricultural German province was in no way superior to, suppose, rural Kansas or Idaho. Living witnesses of feudalism probably even enjoyed all the deracinated comforts of modern capitalism as we do (like Wii consoles, bottled water, Linkin Park, Yahoo! and refrigerators), since the Channel Islands only abolished feudalism in 2008. The island of Sark still has a seigneur, seneschal, tenants, officers and the clameur de haro. Before 2008 there was no serfdom, no exploitation, no peasant rebellion, no tyranny, no yoke, no feudalism at all. The truth is, if the system you set out with devolved into the hell we currently inhabit, it was flawed from the very beginning. Feudalism, like absolutism, like fascism, like any other of these post-hoc terms for early modern ideologies removed the unimpeded reign of a king from its premise. Beginning with the Merovingian puppet-kings, the Frankish nobility hollowed out the glory of the royal autocracy, a disease that festered through the centuries in G*rmoid lands. The excessive privileges of the feudal estates of Mecklenburg, for instance, rendered their Grand Duke a clown with chains. And don' even get me started on the Donation of Pepin. Feudalism is not enough. Papissm [sic!] is morally bankrupt. We must return to Orthodox despotism.